Pens & Pencils
Snarky & Motivational Pencil Pack
Because every meeting planner deserves tools as sharp as their wit! This pack of six snarky, motivational, and downright funny pencils is perfect for adding a little personality to your on-site kit—or your home office.
Made in the USA and finished with stylish gold foiling, these No. 2 pencils deliver both elegance and humor. Whether you’re jotting down session notes, sketching out floor plans, or scribbling "This could’ve been an email," they’re your ultimate conversation starters.
Packaged in a neat cello bag, they make great gifts for your team, fellow planners, or anyone who could use a little laugh. Slight imperfections in foiling only add to their charm—because nothing about this job is too perfect anyway!
Perfect for meeting planners who thrive in controlled chaos, this A5 spiral journal is here to keep your plans (and sanity) on track. With a bold "Welcome to the Shitshow" cover and a matching "Hot Mess Express" pen, this set combines humor and functionality for your busiest days.
Features:
Hardcover design to withstand the wildest event days.
140 pages (70 sheets) for jotting down to-do lists, notes, and brilliant ideas.
Matching fine-point black ink pen, because no shitshow is complete without the Hot Mess Express.
Compact A5 size (5.8" x 8.3"), perfect for slipping into your event bag or desk drawer.
Made in the USA, this journal set is ready to tackle whatever the day throws at you—one note, doodle, or expletive at a time. Keep it close, and remember: you’ve got this (probably).
For those days when you’re holding it all together with coffee and sheer determination, this set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens has you covered—snark and all. Perfect for meeting planners who thrive on humor and reality checks.
Includes:
NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING – For those 12-hour on-site days.
WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW – A staple for kickoff meetings.
HOT MESS EXPRESS – Your go-to for juggling last-minute changes.
MAYBE TODAY, SATAN – For when someone suggests another icebreaker.
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS – The universal response to Wi-Fi outages.
These pens are more than just writing tools—they’re a planner’s emotional support system. Add them to your desk, on-site kit, or gift one to a colleague who gets it. Because laughter (and a good pen) is the best way to survive the chaos.


For meeting planners who are always on point, this set of 5 cheeky pencils by Prairie Chick Prints is your ultimate desk upgrade. Designed and individually hot foil stamped in Sherwood Park, Alberta, these No. 2 graphite pencils are perfect for tackling all the things.
Set includes:
Organized AF – Because you own that timeline.
Shit to Do – The planner’s eternal mantra.
Master Planner – A title you’ve more than earned.
Planners Gonna Plan – Because it’s what we do.
Goals & Shit – Keeping it real, one checklist at a time.
Each set is hand-assembled into a protective sleeve, making it a great gift or a fun addition to your own workspace. With a pretty pastel color combo and the charm of hand-stamped imperfections, these pencils are as unique as your plans. Get ready to write it all down—snark included.