I Love the Fall (Of My Enemies) Socks
Because nothing says “Happy Fall, Y’all” quite like watching a last-minute cancellation fee hit the client's invoice.
These delightfully dark, autumn-inspired socks are made for meeting planners who have survived 47 agenda revisions, a speaker who missed their flight, an executive who needs a “quick change,” and an attendee who swears they requested gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, keto meals… yesterday.
Featuring cozy fall colors, adorable leaves, and the perfectly petty phrase “I Love the Fall of My Enemies,” these socks are a subtle reminder that karma has a season—and apparently, it's pumpkin spice.
Perfect for long site visits, chaotic conference days, and smiling politely while mentally updating your résumé.
Because meeting planners don't hold grudges. We just document everything, save the email receipts, and wait for the leaves to fall. 🍁
SIZE: Unisex, Fits Most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12)
75% cotton, 22% polyester, 3% spandex
Crew style
Because nothing says “Happy Fall, Y’all” quite like watching a last-minute cancellation fee hit the client's invoice.
These delightfully dark, autumn-inspired socks are made for meeting planners who have survived 47 agenda revisions, a speaker who missed their flight, an executive who needs a “quick change,” and an attendee who swears they requested gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, keto meals… yesterday.
Featuring cozy fall colors, adorable leaves, and the perfectly petty phrase “I Love the Fall of My Enemies,” these socks are a subtle reminder that karma has a season—and apparently, it's pumpkin spice.
Perfect for long site visits, chaotic conference days, and smiling politely while mentally updating your résumé.
Because meeting planners don't hold grudges. We just document everything, save the email receipts, and wait for the leaves to fall. 🍁
SIZE: Unisex, Fits Most (Men 6-11, Women 7.5-12)
75% cotton, 22% polyester, 3% spandex
Crew style

