Fresh out of Fucks Socks
Made for the event professional who's answered 237 emails before breakfast, negotiated with a hotel over a $12 bottle of water, and just learned that the keynote speaker wants to completely rearrange the stage… during soundcheck.
Oh, and the client has “just one little request.”
Of course they do. How precious. 🌼
With their charming flowers and gloriously inappropriate attitude, these socks are perfect for maintaining the illusion of professionalism while your last remaining shred of patience quietly checks out of the hotel.
Wear them during site inspections, vendor meetings, registration disasters, or those special moments when someone asks, “Can we squeeze in one more breakout session?”
Socks fit women's shoe sizes 4-10.
75% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 3% Spandex.
Crew Style.
Made for the event professional who's answered 237 emails before breakfast, negotiated with a hotel over a $12 bottle of water, and just learned that the keynote speaker wants to completely rearrange the stage… during soundcheck.
Oh, and the client has “just one little request.”
Of course they do. How precious. 🌼
With their charming flowers and gloriously inappropriate attitude, these socks are perfect for maintaining the illusion of professionalism while your last remaining shred of patience quietly checks out of the hotel.
Wear them during site inspections, vendor meetings, registration disasters, or those special moments when someone asks, “Can we squeeze in one more breakout session?”
Socks fit women's shoe sizes 4-10.
75% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 3% Spandex.
Crew Style.

